"Who's On First" for the next generation

Dubya: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

Dubya: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

Dubya: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

Dubya: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

Dubya: I mean the fella's name.

Condi: Hu.

Dubya: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

Dubya: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

Dubya: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

Dubya: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

Dubya: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

Dubya: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

Dubya: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

Dubya: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

Dubya: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

Dubya: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

Dubya: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

Dubya: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

Dubya: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

Dubya: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

Dubya: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

Dubya: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

Dubya: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

Dubya: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

Dubya: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

Dubya: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

Dubya: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

Dubya: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone!